Nov 25, 2007

#9#9#9#9#9………

Land of The Free or, Paygos; (pay as you go system)


   While tats are good for some things most of us have to rely on cash, a scarce commodity these days. Credit is the preferred method and can be summed up thusly; you don’t have cash to buy that really nifty, eye popping, envy inducing, friend impressing, hours of amusement, guaranteed, warranteed, batteries not included, toy, so you use your credit card and pray that you will have a little more of what you don’t have now at some later date , and you are willing to pay up to 24.99999 % of what you don’t have now on top of what you didn’t have then, to get what you really don’t need, if you do the math it’s easy to see why you didn’t have it in the first place!

Let’s make it easy:

   The current U.S. population is approximately 303,565,686; the national debt is currently $9,117,003,017,890.70 as of 11/18/2007, 11:55 AM GMT. That makes the individual share at $30,033.05. I should mention at this point that, (sexual proclivities aside), Clinton did leave office with a balanced budget.

   The average personal debt of all U.S. oggs and agnes’ is $11,669, not counting mortgages, (which are a wholly different beast), approximately $3,542,307,989,934 total.

   The national debt is the debt our elected officials create on our behalf, with or without our knowledge or consent. The personal debt is the debt we create for ourselves, (with or without our knowledge or consent).

   Who do we owe all this money to? Well the Industrial/Military, a little here, a little there, a good chunk goes to the Federal Reserve, (by the way The Federal Reserve is neither federal, nor reserved, and a whole other story by itself), a little more here, a little more there, etc…
The govt. gets into debt the same way we do, a little at a time, (except for Duhbya Bush who did it all at once), the big advantage they have over us, is that they can reach down from on “high” and milk the cash cow whenever they need to, (the cash cow, being the oggs and agnes’, for those not paying attention, and sgogs and gnas’e for the dlystecic).

   I’m feeling a little nauseated just thinking about it so; any further interest in the national debt can be sated at:


   The stock market is the barometer of economic conditions, as it goes, so goes the economy, if it isn’t being fed continuously it crashes, “enter the 401K plans”. Prior to the 401k, and similar plans, corporations were required to supply pension plans to their employees out of corporate profits. With the, (soon to be mandatory), 401’s the corporations get to take a portion of your wages to invest in their operations, and thereby feed the beast of Wall Street. Instead of the now defunct, and secure pension plans we get a plan for retirement based on stock market trends, that may or may not be there at retirement. If too much is removed too soon your retirement vanishes in a puff of angst, if too much is put in, those at the top reap what you sow in higher salaries and stock dividends, and your retirement is likely to vanish in a puff of angst.
   
   Unfortunately the worst side of our nature also appears to be the stronger side and, you can bet your bottom dollar, (actually you did), that those at the top don’t have your interest at heart. They will definitely reap what you’ve sown.
   When you have individuals receiving salaries in excess of $1 million a week, something probably went wrong somewhere or, the wrong person was left in charge while we went on vacation.
  
   I believe it was Huey Long who wanted to cap individual and corporate wealth, it was a high enough cap to keep the social and corporate ladders intact for the climbers, but low enough to keep America’s wealth in circulation. In a land of plenty, Huey Long believed that no American should be without an education, a home, an automobile, and a job that paid a decent living wage. (http://www.hueylong.com/). I should point out here that he was assassinated, (surprise, surprise).

   This particular trend of capitalism, or the “infinite expansion and profit in a finite system” as I prefer to define it, (let’s stick with capitalism, it’s easier to say), this particular trend of "grabitalism", (oops FS?), is allowing the corporate world to seek production in areas where they can obtain labor at ridiculously low wages to maximize profits. So as a result most of our goods are imported, most of our jobs are outsourced, most of our food, clothing, electronics, services, etc….. are obtained from foreign countries. You call me paranoid, but that doesn’t seem like a good idea no matter how you look at it, (not even squinting and turning you head sideways).

   How the money is spent or, not spent, can create periods of inflation, recession, (a politically correct way of saying pre-depression), and of course depression. Inflation is too much money in motion, and creates high prices and eventually increased wages, (money not being what it used to be). Prime example is from the 50s’, inflation drove up wages to catch up with higher cost of living, cost of living soon lagged behind, standard of living rose. Depression is when the fecal matter hits the rotary oscillator, (stand to one side), and all the money gets redistributed so we can fight over it once again. Recession is sort of a controlled depression, unemployment is regulated, wages are kept steady, (low, but steady), and the money is managed so it stays in one place, at the top.

   Historically, depressions occur on a regular basis going back to the days of the little ogglets, and occurred throughout history as minor or major rips in the world economic fabric. The primary cause is the majority of wealth held by a minority of people. When 95% of the world’s wealth is in the hands of 5% of the population things start getting a little shaky. The secondary cause is when the 5% start getting a little too tight fisted, forcing the standard of living, (through wages and cost of living), lower and lower. At some point it becomes a surreal game of “The Buck Stops Here” and, the 5% play to see who can accumulate the most. We get to play “Third World Citizen”, a new game brought to you by “THEY”

(More to come, when my prozac kicks in)

Nov 16, 2007

Section 8


The smoke and mirrors part of the narrative or, Same smoke, larger mirrors


   The snake oil salesmen, (Madison Avenue), convince us of our need for a product by preying on our primitive need to belong and our primitive fears of not belonging. Ten year olds already know that if they don’t have the right clothes or latest gadgets they won’t get any, they don’t know what it is that they won’t get, but they damn sure know they won’t get it without the proper attire!
   
   Sex and death are their main tools; witness the medicinal ads, (death), and the ads aimed at forcing you to attain someone else’s idea of beauty, (sex).
   The elderly, who through natural design have a decreased sexual appetite due to decreased hormone production now have numerous products to cure the non-disease of sexual dysfunction, (an embarrassing predicament no doubt for the octogenarians among us), and it’s good for 36 hours, women now have their version of ED called FSD, (erectile dysfunction and female sexual dysfunction for those living in caves, you lucky devils), so they can sell drugs to both sexes. Buy their products or you won’t get any either.
   We’re told what we want, (latest edition of anything), when we want it, (within the allotted 36 hours), what to wear, (as little as possible for women), how to wear it, (revealingly), what to say, (political correctness), when to say it, (on cue), what to do, (as you’re told), when to do it, etc…

   We are made to feel uncomfortable with who we are, and the finish line of social acceptance is always kept just out of reach. Television and magazines are the preferred media for informing us of who we are supposed to emulate at any given time, and this “Adonis/Athena” image changes with respect to the products that need to be moved. Fashion is merely recycled from generation to generation, and each season brings back the fashionable items of the previous generation, that you just have to have, (at least if you expect to get any).

   Women dress for other women, not men, the oggs wouldn’t know Versace from Burlap, and actually prefer a birthday suit to designer fashions. It becomes a game of who has the latest “this or that” and our status in society is determined by our apparel and our gadgetry.
   Men mostly dress as they always have, in whatever is conveniently at hand, (and relatively clean), but that is slowly changing as the marketers start targeting them more and more, ( lets face it men need to save their money so they can spend it on the fashionably dressed, and broke, women)

   We pay 100’s of dollars for the latest footwear, touted by the latest sports hero/actor/rock star/spokesperson, made in the latest third world country, by the latest “near slaves” who are paid pennies a day for the privilege of keeping us fashionable.

   Television is the primary tool of the marketplace, (as are all forms of media really), and any entertainment you receive from it is purely coincidental. TV shows are written to bring the viewer to a heightened sense of anticipation just in time for the commercial, (approximately every 10 minutes on prime time and 5 minutes on late night). You can even tell who the expected audience is for any given show by the commercials, (yes, we are that predictable). Billions of dollars are spent each year on advertisement, and the latest technological and psychological, (and subliminal), techniques are used to guarantee the successful marketing to the intended audience. There’s nothing wrong with this, just business as usual, but we need to be aware of the techniques used to trick us into believing we can’t live without something, even at the expense of massive debt.
   Buy what you really need for survival, and when you can afford it, an occasional eye popping, envy inducing, friend impressing, hours of amusement, guaranteed, warranteed, batteries not included, toy.

Television does have its good points; you can learn things from time to time, for example;

Things we learned from TV:

1)- All bombs have flashing lights for easy detection,

2)- All bombs have digital timers so we know how much time we have to cut the (color dependent upon movie), wire, (I on the other hand prefer the cut and run method).

3)- Hand guns are more effective than machine guns, “IF” you’re the good guy (look for white hat),

4)- Getting shot only stings for a little bit, allowing you to continue with your quest of saving the world. (This only applies to the good guy; if you’re a bad guy it hurts like hell and, is often fatal)

5)- Good guys always win, though of late we tend to cast the villain as the hero (probably just to muddy our perception of reality),

6)- Reality TV is way better than say,,, Reality.

7)- If you really must have an opinion TV will give it to you, your opinion will depend upon news channel you prefer.

8)- If you are showing no symptoms you probably have DVT, or FU2, or some other acronymic disease.

9)- Erectile Dysfunction is a world crisis, like really, seriously Dude!

10)- 20 minutes a week on our exercise machine will give you the body of, (insert favorite supermodel here), or you can just take this pill……

11) Etc, etc, ad nauseum


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Remember little oggs: In a world of “tit for tat”, keep plenty of tats on hand.

(No! dammit! I’m not done yet, but thanks for asking)

Nov 9, 2007

Text 7



Even a cynic has reason to doubt! Or, How does one oil a snake?


   Picking up where we left off, or rather where I left off, we have our lawmakers, and of course the (F)laws they make, so let’s not forget to mention the lobbyists who pay them large sums of money for the “designer” laws. Basically these are the laws “designed” to help a very select few in their quest for money and power, (usually at the expense of the have not).


Some of the top contributors to the “lobby industry” are;

Client                                                                                Total

US Chamber of Commerce-------------------------$338,324,680
Dominated by oil companies, pharmaceutical giants, automakers and other
polluting industries

General Electric--------------------------------------$160,995,000
For Deregulation of environmental standards

American Medical Assn-----------------------------$157,227,500
Lobbying for Medical mal-practice Legislation

American Hospital Assn-----------------------------$138,059,035
Lobbied on issues related to Medicare and Medicaid reimbursement

Pharmaceutical Research & Mfrs of America----$115,008,600    
Gee I wonder what their angle is?


For further amusement check;

               http://www.publicintegrity.org                 http://www.opensecrets.org

   Basically lobbyists get paid to funnel large sums of money into the political process to influence “our representatives” in order to get them to perform various functions/favors that may or may not be beneficial to the people they represent. Being that they must pay large sums of money to obtain these favors, it is probably a safe bet that the favors in question are not very beneficial to the constituents as a whole.

   Fortunately for the lobbyist most people are happily ignorant of anything not directly affecting their small circle of reality, and this blissful stupor will most likely lead to a lemming like free-fall into that imaginary land we refer to as the future. Oh happy day!
   Maybe an imaginary safety net of organized religions will be there to catch them. Halleluiah! Can I get an Amen?
   The lobbyists are just the grease that lubricates the wheels of congress, (the inverse of progress), they earn excellent salaries, thus allowing them to move far away from the detrimental effects on society created by the very organizations they lobby for, and as a result get to enjoy the immense benefits of “NIMBY”.  

   I probably should have mentioned something earlier, but I wanted to see if anybody would actually get this far: I’m not really that cynical, nor do I want to depress anyone by invading their version of reality with this version. I’m just pointing out that reality is indeed relative, (similar to the proverbial third cousin, twice removed, by force from the family reunion picnic), to ones experience, and largely dependent on how much attention they pay to the events surrounding their own personalized, miniscule, bubble of existence.
   The point is that you don’t need to have a point to have a point and if I were a thinking person I’d think that this was not the place to be thinking, I think. So we may be lost but we are making good time and, we may get to the end of the story long before I’m finished with it. Onward little ogglets, onward into the void, just stay away from the light, unless you have a really good pair of cheap sunglasses.


   Money may not buy happiness, but at least we can be miserable with style, or so the manufacturing industry would have us believe. They make products we don’t need, serve no real purpose, seldom work as advertised, designed to outlast the warranty by mere days, (soon the technology will be available to reduce this to hours, minutes, and, praise be, mere seconds!).
   Produced no doubt for the sole intention of annoying, frustrating, aggravating, obfusticating, inveigling, obtusifying, and generally pissing off, those who own it, or desire to own it. This I’m afraid may be their only purpose in the grand design which, by a curious fluke of nature, is neither grand, nor of any particular design. At least no design the intelligent ogglet can readily discern without reverting back to primitive herbal medicinal treatments, of which the skilled practioners thereof have all been torched as witches.
   They create time saving gadgetry that is a waste of time to even conceive of, let alone actually manufacture and market. They don’t save time, and even if they did, what would we do with the extra time? Just waste it on new and improved time saving gadgetry. We’ve come to accept shoddy as the norm and are willing to pay very well indeed for the shoddiness.

(So be it, and onward we trek……..)

Oh and the proper technique is to warm the oil in your hands first, then apply liberally starting at the head and working downward in a repetitive manner, be sure to stroke with the scales not against, as this could cause irritation and unsightly rash, continue until snake pukes. Smoking is permissible, but only upon successful conclusion. (For you manly men cuddling is not a requirement).
 (it puts the lotion on its .................)










Nov 8, 2007

POETIC INTERLUDE #1

D's Song

THOUGH THE YEARS MAY PASS SO QUICKLY THEY SEEM

LIKE THE SIGH OF THE WIND ON THE WINGS OF A DREAM
WHOSE MEMORY LINGERS LONG PAST DAWN

THE SPIRIT THAT SHINES SO BRIGHTLY INSIDE
NEVER WILL AGE AND CAN’T BE DENIED
IT ONLY GROWS STRONGER AS TIME MOVES ON


THE MEASURE OF LIVING SHOULD NOT BE IN YEARS
BUT IN THE FRIENDS YOU COUNT BY YOUR SIDE
‘CAUSE YOUR NOT GETTING OLDER YOUR JUST GETTING BETTER
AND BETTER AT STANDING THE TIDE


IF I COULD ONLY MAKE A WISH
AND HAVE IT ALL COME TRUE
I’D ASK THAT YOUR JOYS BE MANY
AND ALL YOUR TROUBLES FEW

AND MAY THE RAIN FALL ON YOUR GARDEN
AS THE SUN SHINES ON YOUR FACE
AND MAY THE ROAD YOU CHOSE TO TRAVEL
BE AS LEVEL AS IT IS STRAIGHT


AND IF THE MEASURE OF LIVING IS NOT IN THE YEARS
BUT IN THE FRIENDS YOU COUNT BY YOUR SIDE
THEN YOU CAN TAKE IT FROM ME YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE
THE OLDEST PERSON ALIVE
© p. rosko 1994
(song for an old friends b'day) 

Nov 3, 2007

Essay 6


Forgive them father for they know not how they vote!
Or,
New dogs, new ponies, same show.
 
                                                                                                            
   I'm not really sure when lawyers arrived on the scene, but I can't really see any purpose they serve except to cheat an honest man. In the old days, your word was your bond and you wouldn't survive long otherwise. If our words still had the same value today, there would be no need for lawyers, gone are those days of honor, now we convolute the words so much that it takes a lawyer to understand it, (job security, or plausible deniability, I guess). Using plain wording, direct and to the point, would leave no room for loopholes, everyone would be able to understand it, there would be no room for the trickery, oh, and think of the trees it would spare from the paper mills!!!
  
    I have decided that the main reason for lawyers is to be to protect the have from the have not. The main reason we are grouped as have and have not is probably due to the lack of laws protecting the have not from the have.


   Politicians are pretty much lawyers, ( and indeed most, if not all are lawyers), and are well versed in the art of saying one thing and meaning another, Sam Clemens, (Mark Twain), once said that the very desire to be a politician should negate ones right to be one. Most business men are just lawyers who took the short cut, skipped law school, got an MBA, and went right into snake oil.

   The big advantage we have is that at some point in time an unwritten, and unspoken law went into effect forcing all lawyers, politicians, and businessmen to wear their own personal noose around their neck, (I guess someone figured they weren't worth the cost of the rope, and I agree). Now I'm not saying they're all bad, just that the bad ones tend to stand out, and we probably should start making use of those ties.


   The chasm between law and justice is mind boggling in it’s scope; realistically speaking justice should be an absolute concept of right and wrong, and should involve some measure of “common sense”, (an oxymoron at best!), law on the other hand appears to be a matter of interpretation, where the interpreters don’t speak the same language. When they do manage to achieve coherency, the laws they produce, are rife with enough ambiguities to render them pliable in the hands of a good attorney, (there goes that oxymoron again).
We elect politicians to enact laws for the common good, and enact laws they do, (job security again), here are some interesting ones;

*In California it is illegal to eat oranges in the bathtub.
*In Miami it is illegal for a man to wear a strapless gown. (Does this apply to the gay community?)
*In Sarasota you can’t sing in a bathing suit.
*In Georgia it’s illegal to change clothes on a mannequin unless the shades are drawn.(What happens in Georgia stays in Georgia)
*In Chicago you can’t take your French Poodle to the opera. (So much for canine culture)

*In Kentucky it’s illegal to marry the same man 4 times. (Slow learners or bad memory?)
*It is illegal to mistreat oysters in Maryland. (Just have to rely on Viagra I guess)
*Dueling with water pistols is against the law in Massachusetts. ( It’s all fun and games ‘til someone gets their eye washed out)
*Soup Slurping is illegal in New Jersey. (New Jersey should be illegal)
*In Oxford Ohio it is illegal for a woman to undress in front of a picture of a man. (A real one is alright I guess)

That’s enough, you get the idea, but it does make you wonder what prompted these laws, and while we’re in the vicinity, here’s a list of average sentences served for assorted crimes according to the online sourcebook of criminal justice statistics;

Violent crime, (Terrorism, Kidnapping, Assault, Homicide, etc) -----8 years
Property offenses / theft-----------------------------------------------------2 years
Embezzlement ---------------------------------------------------------------1.3 years
Fraud --------------------------------------------------------------------------2 years
Forgery ------------------------------------------------------------------------2 years
Auto theft ---------------------------------------------------------------------3 years
Pot depending on level of involvement is good for ---------------------2 to 4 years
Heavier drugs are ------------------------------------------------------------8 to 10 years
Firearms and explosives-----------------------------------------------------6 to 12 years
Sex crimes---------------------------------------------------------------------7 to 10

   The above shows that running off with the employee pension fund is still a better bet than selling pot, (but you have to wear a tie), crime does pay if you think big, really big. Homicide apparently ain’t what it used to be, and even the states with death penalties loathe using it.
Some crimes have such low consequences that the seasoned criminal will commit them just to get some free medical and dental. Pick the right crime and win a free college degree, (you’ll have plenty of study time outside the shower).

   The above listed group of crime and punishment can be referred to as religion based law; there are many, many, many, many, others that we can refer to as designer laws, similar in nature to the ones listed earlier, (the above, above), just not quite as ridiculous.

   (Yes, Virginia, there is more to come…)

 
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